We're Not Broken, Just Bent, And We

I Think The Best Day Will Be When We No Longer Talk About Being Gay Or Straight... It's Not A Gay Wedding, It's Just A Wedding... It's Not A Gay Marriage, It's Just A Marriage.

Dr. Maggie Dinome Was Given The Duke Award For Her Tireless Efforts And Stellar Contributions To The Eradication Of Cancer. But Unfortunately My Weight Seems Much More Important To Some Of You. While I Will Admit The Dress Didn't Photograph As Well As It Did In My Kitchen, I Will Also Admit I Felt Very Pretty. In Fact, I Feel Beautiful.

I Have Never Really Encountered Anybody That Was Rude To Me. Well, Not To My Face Anyway.

I Sing My Life. It's Like I'm Having Group Therapy 350 Days A Year, And The People Who Come To The Show Get That, And They're There For That - Whether It's To Be Lifted Up, Or To Be Lifted Out, Or Just Entertained Or Inspired, Or To Feel Not So Alone.

The Willow Is My Favorite Tree. I Grew Up Near One. It's The Most Flexible Tree In Nature And Nothing Can Break It - No Wind, No Elements, It Can Bend And Withstand Anything.