We're Jews, My Family, And Jews Break

I Dont Know How To Read. I Get All My News From Jon Stewart Every Day.

I Suppose I Shouldn't Go Around Admitting I Speak Untruths On The Radio.

Great Stories Happen To Those Who Can Tell Them.

You'd Think That Radio Was Around Long Enough That Someone Would Have Coined A Word For Staring Into Space.

In Some Theoretical Way I Know That A Half-million People Hear The Show. But In A Day-to-day Way, There's Not Much Evidence Of It.