We Rarely Grow When We're Happy, We

You Should See Me During An Action Film. I Look Like An Abuse Victim.

I Love Shooting Guns. Not At People Or Animals, But I Love Shooting Blanks!

Facebook? I Have No Clue About It. Myspace, None Of That. I'm The Worst.

The United Nations Four Or Five Years Ago Put Out A Study That Said The Meat Industry, Meat-eating, Growing Meat For Food Is The No. 1 Killer Of Our Planet - Not No. 2 Or No. 3: No 1. You Know What’s No. 2? Transportation. Everyone Thinks That No. 1 Is Transportation, And Goes Out And Buys A Hybrid Car. Screw The Hybrid Cars. Don’t Eat Hamburgers.

I Was Basically A Broke Student, And I Moved To Asia And Was Making Some Money To Go Back To School. One Thing Led To Another, And I Was Supposed To Stay Two Months, But It Ended Up Being Eight Years. It Was The Best Mistake I Ever Made.