We Parents Ask Dumb Questions, Therefore We

We Spoke To God About The Children, And We Were Afraid To Ask God For Specific Things. We Thought That It Might Be Too Much. So We Said To God 'please Give Us A Healthy Child' And Left It At That, Not Knowing That God Is A Generous God, But Also Has A Sense Of Humor. And If You Leave That Much Open For God, Some Wonderful Jokes Are Going To Come About.

The Worst Thing To Do Is To Die While Reading Life Magazine.

The First-born In Every Family Is Always Dreaming For An Imaginary Older Brother Or Sister Who Will Look Out For Them.

There Is No Labor A Person Does That Is Undignified; If They Do It Right.

Always End The Name Of Your Child With A Vowel, So That When You Yell The Name Will Carry.