We Parents Ask Dumb Questions, Therefore We

I Did Not Want To Turn To Playing Golf Because Golf Is About As Much Exercise As Shuffling Cards.

On Many Young Actors That Don't Give Their Parents Proper Credit: I'm Still Waiting For Some Actor To Win, Say, An Oscar... And Deliver The Following Acceptance Speech: I Would Like To Thank My Parents, First Of All, For Letting Me Live.

"and Tired" Always Followed Sick. Worst Beating I Ever Got In My Life, My Mother Said, "i Am Just Sick..." And I Said, "and Tired." I Don't Remember Anything After That.

I've Got A Ferrari. Vroom! I Do 104 From The Garage To The Front Door.

Never Say [to Younger People] "that Was Before Your Time," Because The Last Full Moon Was Before Their Time!