We Never Thought We Could Ever Get

I Didn't Know Whether To Duck Or To Run, So I Ran.

It Will Scramble Your Head And Drag Your Brain About, Sometimes You Gotta Do Like Elvis Did And Shoot The Damn Thing Out.

Bob Dylan Wrote In His Elliptical Memoir, Chronicles: Volume One, He Was Washed Up In The 1980s, No Longer A Commercial Success, And No Longer Putting Out Good Work.

Colleges Are Like Old-age Homes, Except For The Fact That More People Die In Colleges.

They Asked Me For Some Collateral And I Pulled Down My Pants.