We Need More Fruitcakes In This World,

While My Mind Is Flexible, These Brittle Bones Don't Bend.

So I'll Put On My Bob Marley Tape And Practice What I Preach Get Jah Lost In The Reggae Mon As I Walk Along The Beach

Our Children May Save Us If They Are Taught To Care Properly For The Planet; But If Not, It May Be Back To The Ice Age Or The Caves From Where We First Emerged. Then We'll Have To View The Universe Above From A Cold, Dark Place. No More Jet Skis, Nuclear Weapons, Plastic Crap, Broken Pay Phones, Drugs, Cars, Waffle Irons, Or Television. Come To Think Of It, That Might Not Be A Bad Idea.

Gluttony, Do Not Eat Thy Neighbor's Wife's Popcorn.

Elvis Up In Michigan And Maybe Out In Mars.