We Men Are Wretched Things.

The Life, Which Others Pay, Let Us Bestow, And Give To Fame What We To Nature Owe.

Trying Is The First Step Toward Failure.

You Know, The One With All The Well Meaning Rules That Don't Work Out In Real Life, Uh, Christianity.

I've Finally Tapped Into That Spirit Of Self-destruction That Makes Rock-n-roll The King Of Music!

Whenever A Man Is Tired, Wine Is A Great Restorer Of Strength.