We Love Dirty Oral On The Down

So Often, Over The Course Of Our Day-to-days, We Forget The Details Of What Shapes Us Most In Life. Sure, We'll Pay Through The Nose To Have Our Weddings Videotaped, But Can We Say The Same Thing About The First Time We Discovered Masturbation, Or The Moment We Realized That The True Nature Of The Opposite Sex Is To Lie And Humiliate (and I'm Not Just Talking About Women Here)? Usually Not.

Don't Go Where The Puck's Been; Go Where It's Gonna Be

With What You Don't Know About Me, I Could Just About Fill The Grand Canyon.

I Liked Hockey, And I Still Like Hockey.

People Like To Set The Bar High. I Like To Put The Bar On The Ground And Barely Step Over It. I Like To Keep The Expectations Really Low.