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A Bore Is Someone Who Persists In Holding His Own Views After We Have Enlightened Him With Ours.

Knowing When To Keep Your Mouth Shut Is Invariably More Important Than Opening It At The Right Time.

On New York's Palm Restaurant: Their Steaks Are Often Good, But The Lobsters-with Claws The Size Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Forearms-are As Glazed And Tough As Most Of The Customers.

If The Shoe Fits You're Lucky.

It's More Fun To Arrive A Conclusion Than To Justify It.