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Don't You Hate It When...your Suitcase Is The Last One Off The Airplane?

The Only Thing That Really Bugs Me About Television's Coverage Is Those Damn Women They Have Down On The Sidelines Who Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About. I Mean, I'm Not A Sexist Person, But A Woman Has No Business Being Down There Trying To Make Some Comment About A Football Game.

The Only People Who Say Worse Things About Politicians That Reporters Do Are Other Politicians.

Have You Noticed That They Put Advertisements In With Your Bills Now? Like Bills Aren't Distasteful Enough, They Have To Stuff Junk Mail In There With Them. I Get Back At Them. I Put Garbage In With My Check When I Mail It In. Coffee Grinds, Banana Peels...i Write, "could You Throw This Away For Me?"

A Little-recognized Value Of Listening And Inquiring Relates To The Realization That In Human Relationships, It Is Frequently Not What The I've Learned ... That It Is Best To Give Advice In Only Two Circumstances: When It Is Requested And When It Is A Life-threatening Situation.