We Can All Be Prouder To Be

There Are Only A Few Safe Targets Left, Just A Few Groups Of People You Can Say Anything Negative About Without Getting In Trouble For It. I've Made A List Of Safe Targets And I Probably Ought To Stick To Those. Politicians, For Instance. You Can Say Anything You Want About Them, And It Doesn't Matter How Unfair You Are. People Seem To Like It.

It Is Possible To Be Dumb And Be A College President.

Those Of Us Who Don't Have A Party Affiliation Ought To Be Able To Register Under The Heading "confused.

I Try To Look Nice. I Comb My Hair, I Tie My Tie, I Put On A Jacket, But I Draw The Line When It Comes To Trimming My Eyebrows. You Work With What You Got.

No One Ever Writes A Book In Which He Is The Bad Guy.