We Are Like The Penny, Because We

If A Man Does Not Talk To Himself, It Is Because He Is Not Worth Talking To.

The Difficulty Of Explaining ‘why I Am A Catholic’ Is That There Are Ten Thousand Reasons All Amounting To One Reason: That Catholicism Is True.

London Is A Riddle. Paris Is An Explanation.

It Is Unpardonable Conceit Not To Laugh At Your Own Jokes. Joking Is Undignified; That Is Why It Is So Good For One's Soul. Do Not Fancy You Can Be A Detached Wit And Avoid Being A Buffoon; You Cannot. If You Are The Court Jester You Must Be The Court Fool.

One Can Sometimes Do Good By Being The Right Person In The Wrong Place.