We All Get As Miserable As Erika

On 'idol,' Steven Tyler Will Be Sitting At A Table With Two Other Judges, And Part Of His Job Will Be Keeping His Yap Zipped While They Talk. This Makes No Sense At All, Since Tyler Has Zero Yap-zipping Skills.

'american Horror' Is The Debasement Of The Suburban Family, The Way A Lonely Kid Would Have Imagined It In The Seventies.

Our Amour Fou With 'the Sopranos' Is Headed For Long-term Parking, Like So Many Of Its Most Memorable Characters. We'll Never See A Show Like This Again.

But The Answer Is Simple. Love Is A Mix Tape.

Donna Summer Would Be Remembered As A Ground-breaking Artist Today Even If She'd Retired The Day After She Recorded 'i Feel Love' In 1977.