Wasting Away Again In Margaritaville, Searching For

Bryl-cream, A Little Dab Will Do You.

If Someone Wants A Piece Of You, Never Let Them Pay. What You Do Not Give To Them Time Takes Anyway.

Give Me Oysters And Beer, For Dinner Every Day Of The Year, And I'll Be Fine.

Sail The Main Course In A Simple Sturdy Craft. Keep Her Well Stocked With Short Stories And Long Laughs. Go Fast Enough To Get There But Slow Enough To See. Moderation Seems To Be The Key.

As A Dreamer Of Dreams And A Travelin' Man, I Have Chalked Up Many A Mile. Read Dozens Of Books About Heroes And Crooks, And I Learned Much From Both Of Their Styles.