Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would

In The Year 2525, That Song Will Be Even Less Popular Than When It First Came Out.

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.

I Remember Learning To Drive On My Dad's Lap. Did You Guys Ever Do That? He'd Work The Brakes. I'd Work The Wheel. Then I Went To Take The Driver's Test And Sat On The Examiner's Lap. I Failed The Exam. But He Still Writes To Me. That's The Really Nice Part.

I've Never Had Anyone Put On A Puppet Show To Convince Me Of Anything. And I've Done A Lot Of Stuff. I Don't Know That I Would Put The Puppets On When I Was Pitching A Show. This Was The Head Of The Studio Putting A Puppet Show On. And I'll Tell You, He Wasn't Bad.