War May Make A Fool Of Man,

Those Tragic Comedians, The Chamber Of Commerce Red Hunters, The Women's Christian Temperance Union Smellers, The Censors Of Books, The Klan Regulators, The Methodist Prowlers, The Baptist Guardians Of Sacred Vessels-we Have The National Mentality Of A Police Lieutenant.

Skin Diseases Are Something Doctors Like, The Patient Neither Dies Nor Gets Well.

Every Complex Problem Has A Simple Solution That Doesn't Work.

As The Arteries Grow Hard, The Heart Grows Soft.

Women Have Simple Tastes. They Get Pleasure Out Of The Conversation Of Children In Arms And Men In Love.