War Is By No Means Something Glamorous,

I Did All The Stupid Things You'd Expect From A 21-year-old Kid With Money.

I'm A Very Routine-oriented Guy.

Most Guys Who Don't Like Me Are Either Democrats Or Yankee Fans.

I'm A Good Person. I Don't Wish Hateful Things On People. I Don't Hate Anybody. I Know That I Treat People Right.

I Was Such A Screwup When I Got To The Big Leagues. I Was A Total Idiot.