Virtue Consists, Not In Abstaining From Vice,

Have You No Morals, Man?' 'can't Afford Them,governor.

Nothing Soothes Me More After A Long And Maddening Course Of Pianoforte Recitals Than To Sit And Have My Teeth Drilled.

Well, Upon My Soul! You Are Not Ashamed To Stand There And Confess Yourself A Disgusting Drunkard.

An Englishman Thinks He Is Moral When He Is Only Uncomfortable.

It Is The Mark Of A Truly Intelligent Person To Be Moved By Statistics.