Villains Fear Me Because I Am Unpredictable

You Need An Audience To Help You Figure Out What's Working And What's Worth Putting On Your Album Or Your Special - Or Even Just What's Worth Touring With.

I Like Digital Cameras, Because They Enable You To Reminisce Immediately.

We Do Not Allow Dwarf Tossing. If You Toss A Dwarf, The Dwarf Will Be Tossed Right Back At You, But Faster.

There Is A Fine Line Between A Sleepover And Just Drinking Way Too Much At Someone Else's House.

A Couple Weeks Ago I Was On The Street And I Saw An Ugly Pregnant Lady, And I Just Thought, 'good For You.'