Van Halen Can Keep Providing The Rain

It's Always Irritated Me That People Say, 'where's The Action? Oh Wow, There's No Action Here; Let's Go Somewhere Else.' These People Will Never Find The Action.

Classic Van Halen Made People Want To Dance And F**k. Modern Van Halen Makes You Want To Drink Milk And Drive Foreign Cars.

I Used To Have A Drug Problem, But Now I Have Enough Money.

Radio As We Know It Is Pretty Much Changing Completely.

The Only People Who Put Iced Tea In Jack Daniel's Bottles Is The Clash Baby!