Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day -

Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The World.

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

Just Remember, Golf Is Flog Spelled Backwards.

I Gave My Wife A Gift Certificate For Christmas. She Ran Out To Exchange It For A Bigger Size.

You Look Like A Normal Person, If You Can Find A Normal Person Who Wants To Look Like That.