Understanding Replaces Imaginary Fears With Real Ones.

The Absolute Has Moved Into The Fortress Of The Absurd.

I Love You In My Dreams, But Not In Real Life.

The Educated Can Listen Impassively To Almost Anything.

If You Call Failures Experiments, You Can Put Them In Your Resume And Claim Them As Achievements.

To Make Advice Agreeable, Try Paradox Or Rhyme.