Ugliness, N. A Gift Of The Gods

Bigot: One Who Is Obstinately And Zealously Attached To An Opinion That You Do Not Entertain.

Turkey: A Large Bird Whose Flesh, When Eaten On Certain Religious Anniversaries Has The Peculiar Property Of Attesting Piety And Gratitude.

Gratitude, N. A Sentiment Lying Midway Between A Benefit Received And A Benefit Expected.

Sabbath - A Weekly Festival Having Its Origin In The Fact That God Made The World In Six Days And Was Arrested On The Seventh.

Last, N. A Shoemaker's Implement, Named By A Frowning Providence As Opportunity To The Maker Of Puns.