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Sleep When Your Baby Sleeps. Everyone Knows This Classic Tip, But I Say Why Stop There? Scream When Your Baby Screams. Take Benadryl When Your Baby Takes Benadryl. And Walk Around Pantless When Your Baby Walks Around Pantless.

I Still Want Oprah To Play My Best Friend. I Want To Spend Time With Oprah.

You Can't Control Things By Being Nervous.

I Do Like To Start On Time; I Like To Set The Bar High For People.

In Washington, Officials From The National Rifle Association Met With A Group Of High School Students. There Were No Survivors.