Tv's Hard Work. I Don't Know How

I Love My Children Beyond All Reason. They're My Joy, Even When They're Wild With Kid Energy.

When I Portray Stabler, I Have To Shave Every Day And Cut My Hair Every Week! And Then, I Really Like To Change My Looks For Films Like 'harold And Kumar Go To White Castle' Where I Have The Pleasure Of Playing The Ugliest Man In The World.

People Don't Know Where To Place Me. Terry Gilliam Used Me As A Quirky Cop In 'twelve Monkeys', And Then He Hired Me Again To Be An Effeminate Hotel Clerk In 'fear And Loathing In Las Vegas'. Another Time, I Was Shooting This Indie Film 'the Souler Opposite' And Six Days A Week, I'm Playing This Big Puppy Dog, Then I Come To The 'nypd Blue' Set And Become This Scumbag.

In My Own Defense, I Wrote A One-man Show, And That To Me Was More Where I Fit.

The Surprising Thing About Fatherhood Was Finding My Inner Mush. Now I Want To Share It With The World.