Try To Catch A Trout And Experience

In Mexico, Everything On The Menu Is The Same Dish. The Only Difference Is The Way It's Folded.

I Don't Know Why I Should Have To Learn Algebra... I'm Never Likely To Go There.

I Set Out To Be A Cross Between Lenny Bruce And Robert The Bruce - My Main Thrust Was The Body And Its Functions And Malfunctions - The Absurdity Of The Thing.

I Spent The Whole Time Battering People I Liked And Singing With My Arm Round People I Loathed.

Oh Aye...my Father Would Thrash Me Every Now And Then. He'd Talk While He Did It Too! He'd Hit Me And Shout, 'have Ye Had Enough?' Had Enough? Whit Kind Of Question Is That? 'why, Father, Would Another Kick In The Balls Be Out Of The Question???'