Truth - Something Somehow Discreditable To Someone.

The Artist Is Not A Reporter, But A Great Teacher. It Is Not His Business To Depict The World As It Is, But As It Ought To Be.

A Professor Must Have A Theory As A Dog Must Have Fleas.

Every Failure Teaches A Man Something, To Wit, That He Will Probably Fail Again.

My Belief In Free Speech Is So Profound That I Am Seldom Tempted To Deny It To The Other Fellow. Nor Do I Make Any Effort To Differentiate Between The Other Fellow Right And That Other Fellow Wrong, For I Am Convinced That Free Speech Is Worth Nothing Unless It Includes A Full Franchise To Be Foolish And Even...malicious.

Suicide Is A Belated Acquiescence In The Opinion Of One's Wife's Relatives.