Truth Could Be Violent, Could Strip You

Larry Is Back In Town...the Wedding Is Set For October. Tammy Is Threatening To Have Me In The Wedding. Some Friends They Are.

Somehow I Think Trophy Wives Wear More Makeup And Less Cutlery. But Hey, I Haven't Ever Met A Trophy Wife, Maybe I'm Wrong. Maybe They Know What I Know, That The True Way To A Man's Heart Is Six Inches Of Metal Between His Ribs.

Because All Bad Little Vampires See Me In The End

If The Only Tool You Have Is A Hammer, All Your Problems Begin To Look Like Nails. - Abraham Maslow

I Sat On The Bed. Neither Of Us Said Anything. I Wasn't Slick And Sophisticated Enough For This. What Do You Say To Boyfriend A When He Finds You Naked In The Bed Of Boyfriend B? Especially If Boyfriend A Turned Into A Monster The Night Before And Ate Someone. I Bet Miss Manners Didn't Cover This At All.