True Love Means You Love The Real

Pretend I Asked, Now Answer The Question.

Edward Smiled, I Smiled, Even Bernardo Smiled. Olaf Just Looked Sinister.

Larry's Zombie Bag Was A Nearly Virulent Green With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles On It. I Was Almost Afraid To Ask What His Vampire Bag Looked Like.

A Pink Taffeta Evening Gown. It Looked Like It Had Run Away From A Junior High Prom... The Dress Looked Like A Petunia On Steroids To Me.

Sometimes It's Not The Optimist You Need, But Another Pessimist To Walk Beside You And Know, Absolutely Know, That The Sound In The Dark Is A Monster, And It Really Is As Bad As You Think. Did That Sound Hopeless? It Didn't Feel Hopeless. It Felt Reassuring. It Felt - Real.