Trouble Just Seems To Come My Way-unbidden,

When I Sing, I Believe. I'm Honest. If You Want To Get An Audience With You, There's Only One Way. You Have To Reach Out To Them With Total Honesty And Humility.

As You May Know, I Have Many Good Friends In The Press Who, Unfortunately, Have Thus Far Refused To Identify Themselves And Go Public.

[answering The Phone] Hello, This Is A Recording, You've Dialed The Right Number, Now Hang Up And Don't Do It Again.

Dyin' Is A Pain In The Ass.

The Cigarettes You Light One After Another Won’t Help You Forget Her.