Trichinosis, N. The Pig's Reply To Proponents

Pocket, N. The Cradle Of Motive And The Grave Of Conscience. In Woman This Organ Is Lacking; So She Acts Without Motive, And Her Conscience, Denied Burial, Remains Ever Alive, Confessing The Sins Of Others.

The Clarinet Is A Musical Instrument The Only Thing Worse Than Which Is Two.

Self-evident, Adj. Evident To One's Self And To Nobody Else.

Gunpowder, N. An Agency Employed By Civilized Nations For The Settlement Of Disputes Which Might Become Troublesome If Left Unadjusted.

Virtues, N.pl. Certain Abstentions.