Trendy Is The Last Stage Before Tacky.

I Only Wear The Latest Thing. It's My Job.

Be Politically Correct, But Please Don't Bother Other People With Conversation About Being Politically Correct, Because That's The End Of Everything. You Want To Create Boredom? Be Politically Correct In Your Conversation.

My Only Ambition In Life . . . Is To Wear Size 28 Jeans.

What I Hate Is Nasty, Ugly People.

Forget About Your Folklore. I Can Take A Few Inspirations, But I Can Certainly Not Do An Homage. That's Not My Trip. I'm A Fashion Vampire. I Take What I Need And I Leave The Rest.