Tonight We Celebrate Hollywood's Best And Whitest,

I Have An Unbelievable Assistant Who Handles All Of My Scheduling! It's Like A Tetris Game.

For Film, I Audition Just Like Everyone Else, Because It's A Different Set Of Casting Directors.

[before Introducing The Nominees For Best Animated Film] If You're At The Awards Party With The Guys Who Made The Lego Movie, Now Would Be A Good Time To Distract Them.

I Don't Want To Have To Inadvertently Find A Gift And Go Like, "what The Hell Is? Oh No, That's For Me." And Then Have To Pretend Like I'm Surprised Later. If I Know Where They're Hidden, I Will Not Look. I Love Presents And I Hate Faking Surprises.

Starship Troopers Was Great. It Was Great Fun To Work On Something With Blue Screens And Big Budget Special Effects. Denise Richards Was Nice To Look At Too, Of Course.