Tolerance Is Only Another Name For Indifference.

Dying Is The Most Hellishly Boresome Experience In The World! Particularly When It Entails Dying Of 'natural Causes'.

The Great American Novel Has Not Only Already Been Written, It Has Already Been Rejected.

It Has Been Said That Good Prose Should Resemble The Conversation Of A Well-bred Man.

It's A Funny Thing About Life; If You Refuse To Accept Anything But The Best, You Very Often Get It.

No Married Man's Ever Made Up His Mind Until He's Heard What His Wife Has Got To Say About It.