Today, You're 50. Now We Can Round

Generally The Pythons Are Better Than Anything Else At Killing.

Software Is Usually Accompanied By Documentation In The Form Of Big Fat Scary Manuals That Nobody Ever Reads. In Fact, For The Past Five Years Most Of The Manuals Shipped With Software Products Have Actually Been Copies Of Stephen King's The Stand With New Covers Pasted On.

We Don't Shoot Somebody Soon, I'm Gonna Forget How

He's A Boating Enthusiast, Although That Phrase Seems Too Weak To Describe The Level Of His Interest, Kind Of Like Describing Someone As A Heroin Fancier.

Remember: What Dad Really Wants Is A Nap. Really.