Today's Literature: Prescriptions Written By Patients.

That An Author Takes A Bow Is Not Humility But Presumption. What Does The Paleface Want On The Stage Afterwards? But Before The Performance He Had Even Less Business There--and Paying Him Royalties Is Equivalent To Cheating The Actors.

A Bibliophile Has Approximately The Same Relationship To Literature As A Philatelist To Geography.

On The Stage One Must Not Confuse The Nature Of A Personality With The Naturalness Of A Person.

Feminine Passion Is To Masculine As An Epic Is To An Epigram.

There Is No More Unfortunate Creature Under The Sun Than A Fetishist Who Yearns For A Woman's Shoe And Has To Settle For The Whole Woman.