Today, Folks, Should Be All About Love.

You Seem Cynical Because You're Always Talking About That Selfish Behavior That's Dressed Up As Altruism. It Doesn't Mean There Isn't Altruism. It Just Means That It's Harder To Make Jokes About Altruism.

I Don't Know A Lot About Politics. I Like Talking About Human Behavior. Politicians Are Funny To Me Because They Often Say One Thing And Behave A Different Way.

I'm Not A Fan Of The Facts. Facts Change; My Opinion Never Does.

Apply Truth Liberally To The Inflamed Area.

There's Nothing Wrong With Being Gay. I Have Plenty Of Friends Who Are Going To Hell.