To This Day I Do Not Believe

[on Regis Philbin:] He's Like Everybody's Kid Brother With His Hand In The Cookie Jar And His Foot In His Mouth. You Love Him, But You Can't Take Him Anywhere.

For Every Sleazeball In The Business There Are Plenty Of Decent And Wonderful People.

Love In The Real World Means Saying You're Sorry 10 Times A Day.

If You Can Do Something With Your Eyes Closed, It Is Time To Try Something New.

I Like Sitting In The Dark And Watching People Far More Talented Than I'll Ever Be Sing My Songs And Say My Words. It's Thrilling.