To See Your Friend's Dreams Come True,

I'm Bored. I'm Not Unprofessional. I'm Just Bored.

I Have Been Very Lucky For Most Of My Adult Life To Be Working As An Actor.

It's Just Cool To Me That Bon Jovi Knows My Name!

I Probably Have The Worst Wardrobe. It's The Most Ill-fitting With The Worst Patterns And Colors And The Most Nipple Rubbage. There's Bad Chafing, And It's Always Tight In All The Wrong Places. What's Sad Is That I'm Kinda Getting Used To It.

I'll Turn On The Tv Or Look At A Magazine, And It's Like, 'who Is This Person?' And You Find Out They Are From '16 And Pregnant,' And I'm Like, 'really? They're Celebrities Now?' You Read About Them On The News Having Fights And Breakups, And I Think, 'well, Of Course.