To Ronald Wilson Regan, The Fortieth President

I Haven't Got Any Fan Mail From Osama Bin Laden. I Have No Reason To Believe He Reads My Stuff I'll Never Decide For Commercial Reasons To Put Something In That Endangers Our National Security. You Just Can't Do That.

Never Ask What Sort Of Computer A Guy Drives. If He's A Mac User, He'll Tell You. If Not, Why Embarrass Him?

It's Not Right To Say That Our Loss In Vietnam Turned Out To Be A Gain. But Lessons Were Learned. And They Were The Right Lessons.

There Are People In Government Who Don't Want Other People To Know What They Know. It's Just Another Example Of Elitism. And I Spit On Elitism. Show Me An Elitist, And I'll Show You A Loser.

The Good Old Days Are Now.