To Read Without Writing Is To Sleep.

The Truly Miserable Have A Timbre In Their Voices Strong Enough To Erase Smiles From The Faces And Souls Of The Contented.

Avoid, As You Would The Plague, A Clergyman Who Is Also A Man Of Business.

Everything Must Have In It A Sharp Seasoning Of Truth.

No One Cares To Speak To An Unwilling Listener. An Arrow Never Lodges In A Stone: Often It Recoils Upon The Shooter Of It.

Matrimony Is Always A Vice, All That Can Be Done Is To Excuse It And Sanctify It; Therefore It Was Made A Religious Sacrament.