To Me, Bill's Musical Heart Is In

I Would Like, With The Sun Shining Through The Window On A Crisp Early-autumnal Mid-morning, With A Sufficiency Of Monster Cappucino Flowing In My Veins To Prompt Minimal Sentience, To Declare My View For The Record That Drummer Jokes Are A Cruel And Pernicious Form Of Humour Introduced To The World By Under-humoured Persons Lacking In Sensitivity And Concern For Other Drummers.

If The Audience Doesn't Hear What Is Going On, Is It Going On?

In Terms Of An Identity, An Identity Reflects An Individuality, By Definition. And, If There Is A Quality Present, It Is Recognizable And It Can Be Named. If You Can't Name It, It Means You Don't Recognize It.

If You Are Playing Repertoire Material, You're Stuck. There's Not Huge Amounts You Can Do.

My Life As A Professional Musician Is A Joyless Exercise In Futility.