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Do You Realize That In The Past Sixty Years, The Only Foreigners The French Have Been Able To Drive Out Are American Tourists?

Did You Ever See That Painting The Mona Lisa. It Always Reminds Me Of A Reporter Listening To A Politician.

Older People Shouldn't Eat Health Food, They Need All The Preservatives They Can Get.

Vacation: When You Spend Thousands Of Dollars To See What Rain Looks Like In Different Parts Of The World.

It Always Seems To Someone Outside The Business That It Is Very Difficult To Write For A Comedy Show Because It Must Be Done Quickly. Actually, It Is Much Easier To Write This Humor Than To Do A Joke Or A Show From Scratch, Because The Audience Knows The Plot. Just Mention What Is Going On And Then Deliver The Punch Line.