To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.

The S.s. Sierra Was A Ten-thousand-ton Vessel. Today, Lifeboats Bigger Than The Sierra Are Found On The Queen Mary And Other Luxury Liners.

What's On Your Mind, If You Will Allow The Overstatement.