Tis Providence Alone Secures In Every Change

Tea - The Cups That Cheer But Not Inebriate.

And Diff'ring Judgments Serve But To Declare That Truth Lies Somewhere, If We Knew But Where.

Necessity Invented Stools, Convenience Next Suggested Elbow-chairs, And Luxury The Accomplish'd Sofa Last.

How Fleet Is A Glance Of The Mind! Compared With The Speed Of Its Flight, The Tempest Itself Lags Behind, And The Swift-winged Arrows Of Light.

I Pity Them Greatly, But I Must Be Mum, For How Could We Do Without Sugar And Rum?