Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

She's Vibrator Dependent.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

When I Look Out Into Your Faces, You Know What I See? I See A Little Bit Of Elvis In Each And Every One Of You Out There.

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.

I Can't Understand People Calling Themselves Religious And Being Hateful. If A Preacher Is Preaching Hate, To Fear God That's Not Religion, That's Not Helping Humanity, That's Organizing An Army To Defeat Somebody.