Tide Comes In, Tide Goes Out, You

You Can't Be A Real Man If You Don't Look Out For Your Kids. They Need You.

Drive Through A Yellow Light, And You May Be Ticketed Thanks To A Camera Tied Onto A Pole. Everybody's Watching Everything. And Then Sending It Out To The World Via Email.

If You Start Paying Attention To Tom Hanks, You Realize That He's Not The Jimmy Stewart Of Our Age. He's A Very Nice Man. Everyone That I Know That Knows Him Says He's A Great Father. But, Let's Not Pretend That He's Something That He's Not. He's Just Like George Clooney. He's A Very Radical Leftist.

As The Tree Is Bent, So It Will Grow.

Every Company In America Should Be On Its Knees Thanking Jesus For Being Born. Without Christmas, Most American Businesses Would Be Far Less Profitable. More Than Enough Reason For Business To Be Screaming 'merry Christmas.'