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Fatherhood Is Telling Your Daughter That Michael Jackson Loves All His Fans, But Has Special Feelings For The Ones Who Eat Broccoli.

Decide That You Want It More Than You Are Afraid Of It.

Fatherhood Is Helping Your Children Learn English As A Foreign Language.

Always End The Name Of Your Child With A Vowel, So That When You Yell The Name Will Carry.