Three Out Of Four Demons Prefer Barbeque

My People Never Dreamed Of A World Like This. Of Having So Much Without Backbreaking, Debilitating Work. And Yet For All The Physical Improvements, People Are Still People. They’re Killing Each Other To Get More To Prove A Point Only The Killer Understands. Still Brutalizing And Torturing Each Other Over Things That In Another Hundred Years Won’t Even Matter.

No, Simi. No Food. (astrid) ‘no, Simi. No Food.’ You Sound Like Akri. ‘don’t Eat That, Simi, You’ll Cause An Ecological Disaster.’ What Is An Ecological Disaster, That’s What I Want To Know? Akri Says It’s Me On Hunger Binge, But I Don’t Think That’s Quite Right, But That’s All He’ll Say About It. (simi)

And Just Like You, I Will Die At Some Unknown Date In The Future. I Just Come Equipped With A Few Extra Powers. (sebastian) I See. I’m A Toyota. You’re A Lamborghini.(channon)

I Really Hate Squires. (syra) (she Pulled Another Flat Bolt Out And Loaded It, Then Shot It At Otto. Moving So Fast He Could Hardly Be Seen, The Squire Turned Around And Caught It Without Flinching. He Held The Bolt Up To His Nose And Inhaled It Lovingly.) Mmm. Rose. My Favorite. (otto) Perhaps We Should Leave You Two Alone. (jess) Yeah, This Does Remind Me A Bit Of The Mating Rites Of The Mean And The Surly. (allen)

What Do You Mean I Have A Predetermined Death?” – Nick “did I Stutter?” – Death “no.” – Nick “do I Look Like Webster’s?” – Death “no.” – Nick “then You Should Understand What I Said, Since I Didn’t Speak In Code. Every Mortal Creature Is Born With An Expiration Date. Some Immortals, Too. Set By The Big Clockmaker. But Excessive Stupidity And Moronic Tendencies Can Shorten It. Pissing Me Off Is One Really Good Way To Cut Yours Down To Three Seconds From Now.” – Death