Thou Knowst The Oer-eager Vehemence Of Youth,how

Noblest Minds Are Easiest Bent.

Just Once I'd Like Someone To Call Me 'sir' Without Adding 'you're Making A Scene.'

By Jove The Stranger And The Poor Are Sent, And What To Those We Give, To Jove Is Lent.

I Only Hope Those Rumors I Hear About What Goes On In Prison Are Greatly Exaggerated.

Which Would You Rather Be, A Conqueror In The Olympic Games, Or The Crier That Proclaims Who Are Conquerors?