This Was The Consequence Of Seeing Too

I've Wasted A Lot Of Time Pretending To Be Interested In People Who Weren't Terribly Interesting.

I Meet People At Book Signings. My Record Now, For Signing, Is Ten And A Half Hours In One Sitting.

If You Read Someone Else's Diary, You Get What You Deserve.

Real Love Amounts To Withholding The Truth, Even When You're Offered The Perfect Opportunity To Hurt Someone's Feelings.

In Books And Movies Infidelity Always Looks So Compelling, So Right. Here Are People Who Defy Petty Convention And Are Rewarded With Only The Tastiest Bits Of Human Experience.